Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
What if snakes had legs
We call those lizards.
You wanna fuckin tell me a huge ass anaconda with legs is the same thing as a goddamn two inch lizard
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
Posted by WALLQ
is that twilight
its called fashion look it up
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.
I need one.
This is pretty much the best thing ever.
Devo averne uno.
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